This is where the sidewalk ends

Tim Burton:

Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp:

Yes.

overandoutconnecticut:

emilianadarling:

titssmagee:

outrotting:

g0dsand-m0nsters:

justwatchthesunrise:

keldulmo:

i don’t think i’ve ever agreed with anything more than what this man is saying

watch this. seriously

yes yes yes yes yes

this is amazing

this guy is so sick

I needed this right now. Anyone taking finals needs this right now.

This is a lesson that I’m still trying to learn. I’m better than I was in high school, but sometimes I still fall into this trap even when I try not to.

This is glorious spoken word and it’s an incredibly important message.

My professor played this is class the other day. It was very powerful.

ALYSSA. LOOK. THIS IS IT.

this made me have an existential crisis (which happens multiple times in a week anyway but still)

heartsblogcars:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

lostsoul-fishbowl:

screamsinsilence527:

avengerlicious:

So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.

My heart just broke

OMG

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

d3ch0d:

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

I forgot if I reblogged this or not and I can’t give any shits this is a fanni.

hiddles-kili-misha-in-a-starship:

kripke-is-my-king:

complete-fandomonium:

Possible thought ‘oh goodness no!! Something thing rude is happening and I’m causing it……I’M GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF THE BRITISH GENTLEMANLY ACTING SOCIETY! TOOOOOOOM!

It actually looks like Tom is speaking to him through the gif set

(Source: rogerallam)

…realizing how he had echoed the inmost thought of my soul, I sat up in my chair and stared at him in blank amazement.
“You do yourself injustice. The features are given to man as the means by which he shall express his emotions, and yours are faithful servants…Your features and especially your eyes.

Sherlock to John, The Adventure of the Cardboard Box by Arthur Conan Doyle (via whathaveidone-fandomed)

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

lascocks:

inchells:

I hard tiny Graham was a thing did someone say tiny

oh my god they got u too

onlygingerscancallgingersginger:

The ‘Snog Box’

tomithejellyfish:

tumblr dot com where having parents who want you to do your chores and be home by 8 is the worst thing in the world but giving your kids alcohol qualifies as good parenting

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

That’s a lot of food

That’s not enough food

You’re going to eat all of that???!??

That looks gross

That’s not healthy

That looks healthy

That’s disgusting

Why are you eating that?

I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

mumbling

not smiling

trailing off

crossing my arms

looking angry even though im not angry

the fact i cant even socialize

the fact im me