aymmicurls: farbenfrei: thedepp: press z + c together on your keyboard do it W HA T WHEN HOW
lokis-army-at-221b: DAMMIT I’M A
who’s gonna stay up till three playing sims again? THIS GUYYYYY WHOOO SUMMER VACATION LIVING IT YEAH
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
heartsblogcars: methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about
lostsoul-fishbowl: screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke OMG
timelordassbutt-from221b: jumpushfall: grapefruitshampoo: I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom do you feel me? i taste you
…realizing how he had echoed the inmost thought of my soul, I sat up in my chair...– Sherlock to John, The Adventure of the Cardboard Box by Arthur Conan Doyle (via whathaveidone-fandomed)
harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found...
tomithejellyfish: tumblr dot com where having parents who want you to do your chores and be home by 8 is the worst thing in the world but giving your kids alcohol qualifies as good parenting
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
birdnipple: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me
themisadventuresofmaddy: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
martinfreeman: when john and sherlock do the thing
methleesi: will graham finally quits the fbi “this is my resign”
justmargaret: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
bennyslegs: sluglock: i have a canon url
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
nocakeno: if you don’t think pearl forrester is one of the best characters from anything you are Wrong
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
liketheesun: thetallblacknerd: tarynel: thetallblacknerd: I find it comical when women think I care about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first This...