June 2012
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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starkandstripes: OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
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May 2012
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bagelchips: shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35....
May 31st
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35....
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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WatchWatch
the-moriarty-code: because you needed this on your blog … at night! NIIIIGHT
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i just realized that the reason martin crieff gets...
eytancragg: ;_;
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tlyudacris: miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food 
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me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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notkorra: joining a fandom
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notkorra: joining a fandom
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Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime."
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people."
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
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Who is that guy next to darren criss?
spotty-grace: chachaholic: STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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cjludd: fuck it i’m writing my essay from the point of view of batman ‘it rained, the night my parents died. gunned down by a criminal. a murderer. and since that day in my boyhood i have sought only one thing. one thing. one. justice. i hope yale university has a lot of justice.’
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them: wow, you're a psych major? hahahaha i better be careful or you'll end up psychoanalyzing me!
me the first fifty times that happened: haha yeah that'd be funny here let me change the subject so this doesn't get awkward.
me now: you say that like i haven't been doing that since you first said hi to me.
them:
them:
them:
me: no you heard me right
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Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Spirit World: Haha.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
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cuntakinte: do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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